Friday, July 24, 2009

I once had this 3-hour masturbation session



a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mTIR6JMpzsI/Slv1iuA14eI/AAAAAAAAD30/l9R5Ti7wkxg/s1600-h/temp.jpg"img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mTIR6JMpzsI/Slv1iuA14eI/AAAAAAAAD30/l9R5Ti7wkxg/s400/temp.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358146158503256546" border="0" //abr /Yeah, it was great. Those were like three very good hours. I could have been more productive or efficient or even given my penis a rest, but I didn't and for three hours things were really nice.br /br /a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mTIR6JMpzsI/Slv1e31U0iI/AAAAAAAAD3s/NI6DwDJp0YU/s1600-h/stlbpk03.jpg"img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mTIR6JMpzsI/Slv1e31U0iI/AAAAAAAAD3s/NI6DwDJp0YU/s400/stlbpk03.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358146092419830306" border="0" //abr /Meanwhile the Home Run Derby took about the same amount of time and nothing happened expect a lot of repetition. I watched about six minutes of it, so my life wasn't wasted the same way it was for many others. But to see Roy Halladay throw as many 95-MPH strikes as he could over the course of three hours would be just about as boring. Or reading a dictionary.br /br /But the All-Star game and all of its events are great. Like how often do I get to Busch Stadium on TV? That place is a fucking museum. Like really gorgeous. I would touch myself to that stadium. You could put a virtual tour of the ballpark on loop and that would make for better TV than watching large men do the same thing as many times as possible.br /br /a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mTIR6JMpzsI/Slv1atnFnUI/AAAAAAAAD3k/5Sb92SjycFs/s1600-h/missouri-busch-stadium.jpg"img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mTIR6JMpzsI/Slv1atnFnUI/AAAAAAAAD3k/5Sb92SjycFs/s400/missouri-busch-stadium.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358146020956282178" border="0" //abr /Still, the All-Star game isn't really very good and everybody sort of hates it and it's kind of a strange thing that it still actually happens. A chili cookoff between Prince Fielder and Nelson Cruz would probably be better.br /br /Meanwhile, were the Bad News Bears playing outfield during the Derby? Those kids couldn't catch a fucking beach ball.br /br /Who's to blame? Bud Selig, probably. And society. We're reinforcing something that is wrong and evil with TV ratings and ticket sales. Shame on us.div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19679634-273414948181019229?l=zachls.blogspot.com'//div

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