Sports Fans We Love to Love

A while back our pals at a href="http://seattlesportsnet.com/"Seattle Sportsnet/a made a fantastic list of the a href="http://seattlesportsnet.com/2009/03/01/top-11sports-fans-we-love-to-hate/"sports fans we love to hate/a and then followed it up with a href="http://seattlesportsnet.com/2009/05/28/top-11-sports-fans-we-love-to-hate-part-ii/"part two/a. While hate is normally in our blood, the sun is shining, the halter tops are out and summer has officially begun; those things put us in a happy place. So rather than discussing the common sports fans we hate, we thought we'd put out there the ones we love.br /br /span style="font-weight: bold;"8. The Teacherbr /br /a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhS7o099wICSr90nlgYexhwktz3nEw0TFv7_XrV3CqOHp8pkWrQUsq9xeKRwr5PUbQAx68p_0hPlJysvykzhvwIOwMzOuiPThLaIOD1LUvocTiKy9p7UoLPIEpbf5dKHD4xOOuVb8tSJS8/s1600-h/fredsavagepeterfalk.jpg"img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 223px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhS7o099wICSr90nlgYexhwktz3nEw0TFv7_XrV3CqOHp8pkWrQUsq9xeKRwr5PUbQAx68p_0hPlJysvykzhvwIOwMzOuiPThLaIOD1LUvocTiKy9p7UoLPIEpbf5dKHD4xOOuVb8tSJS8/s320/fredsavagepeterfalk.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349985699755993410" border="0" //abr //spanspan style="font-weight: bold;"Characteristics:/span New father or grandfather; accompanied by young child; khakis, dress shirt and home team's cap; even demeanor; patience; probably looks and sounds like Peter Falk from span style="font-style: italic;"The Princess Bride/span.br /br /span style="font-weight: bold;"Love 'em because:/span Everyone needs a good teacher. This fan is there explaining the game to the fan of the future. The Teacher will put up with the silly questions and find pleasure in bonding with youth over a sporting event.br /span style="font-weight: bold;"br /7. The Radio Listener/spanbr /br /a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinf07c4rT_V_VeNYbUHn-eOsolosZ-hl_KrakurccctutEe5oagjRMPiAwVRl_xC56trFdcwMH7I9LFe4z99M6DaOqfMSCoymokgzpuBCDNBWiPwc2-ApAuMFcvacp7CDiYdgHi6e7bXM/s1600-h/bartman2.jpg"img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 292px; height: 260px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinf07c4rT_V_VeNYbUHn-eOsolosZ-hl_KrakurccctutEe5oagjRMPiAwVRl_xC56trFdcwMH7I9LFe4z99M6DaOqfMSCoymokgzpuBCDNBWiPwc2-ApAuMFcvacp7CDiYdgHi6e7bXM/s320/bartman2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349991038513618034" border="0" //abr /span style="font-weight: bold;"Characteristics:/span Middle-aged; hat is covered with pins; unshaven; headphones purchased in early 90s.br /br /span style="font-weight: bold;"Love 'em because:/span The Radio Listener does not want to hear your bullshit. The Radio Listener does not want to hear the little boy ask his parents for another fucking malt. The Radio Listener does not want to hear that obnoxious heckler who has made it very clear that the pitcher is a bum.br /br /The Radio Listener cares about the game and only about the game. In tune with the broadcast, this fan wants Xs and Os from the experts and that's it.br /br /span style="font-weight: bold;"6. The Loyalist/spanbr /br /a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtjyQyHMtHxcoeUbK8b4UXAOYy-pbmgBFLV5NmU8NL8eLpH2wTGlcqErBoYiHlCkcup1qfpguMR-oxYlZxEoWKBLtXyfHYk8yn5BIW0kCLw64HXHa3IZLjURzhK79vSoKK5jsHuQ6VJdI/s1600-h/large_yankee-stadium-empty-seatsjpeg.jpg"img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 206px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtjyQyHMtHxcoeUbK8b4UXAOYy-pbmgBFLV5NmU8NL8eLpH2wTGlcqErBoYiHlCkcup1qfpguMR-oxYlZxEoWKBLtXyfHYk8yn5BIW0kCLw64HXHa3IZLjURzhK79vSoKK5jsHuQ6VJdI/s320/large_yankee-stadium-empty-seatsjpeg.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349988338166500786" border="0" //abr /span style="font-weight: bold;"Characteristics:/span Patient; happy-go-lucky; has solo season ticket; never leaves the game early; likes to make conversation with those around.br /br /span style="font-weight: bold;"Love 'em because:/span The Loyalist will wait out the two-hour rain delay in Washington just to see the Nats lose 9-3 to the Marlins. Rain, repeated losing, family...nothing gets between The Loyalist and his team. The stadium is his home and he's just happy to be there.br /br /span style="font-weight: bold;"5. The Rally Starter/spanbr /br /span style="font-weight: bold;"Characteristics:/span Loud; confident; decked out in the team's apparel; makes friends with those around him; won high-school championship.br /br /span style="font-weight: bold;"Love 'em because:/span The Rally Starter is a guy you love on your side and hate when he's against you. Kinda like Jonathan Papelbon. Or anyone on the Red Sox, really.br /br /He'll be the optimistic one when you're down by six with a minute left and the other team at the free throw line; or when losing by two possessions entering the fourth quarter; or when you're trailing by two entering the bottom of the ninth. He's not naïve, just confident. With the support of The Rally Starter, "loss" is not in the vocabulary.br /br /span style="font-weight: bold;"4. The Scorekeeper/spanbr /br /span style="font-weight: bold;"Characteristics:/span Old, tattered hat of the home team; hunched shoulders; chewed-on pen; scorebook; pack rat.br /br /span style="font-weight: bold;"Love 'em because:/span The Scorekeeper is dedicated. Plain and simple. Not the type to cheer wildly for the 450-foot shot, but rather keeps to himself and records the homer in the scorebook. Wondering what the No. 3 hitter did in his second at-bat? Go make friends with The Scorekeeper.br /br /span style="font-weight: bold;"3. Nervous, Worst-Case-Scenario Guy Who Lives and Dies with Every Pitch/Play/Possession./spanbr /br /a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilXAfTWa30SJiSFhKWo9-A73qJbxVcJcoLSZnH_X18h9bfsB3dFEo8jR0hWvx_y-9Y4RGA-dresVrLOE-tySc9ne4dQyIrjpuL3nS41f20Fayb_lq1Nh0J6jD2xshWLBRmdNLXm8U6reA/s1600-h/sad-tribe-fans.jpg"img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 231px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilXAfTWa30SJiSFhKWo9-A73qJbxVcJcoLSZnH_X18h9bfsB3dFEo8jR0hWvx_y-9Y4RGA-dresVrLOE-tySc9ne4dQyIrjpuL3nS41f20Fayb_lq1Nh0J6jD2xshWLBRmdNLXm8U6reA/s320/sad-tribe-fans.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349991484014518674" border="0" //abr /span style="font-weight: bold;"Characteristics:/span Medium build; little-to-no team apparel; sweaty palms; looks physically uncomfortable; very quiet; used to heartbreak.br /br /span style="font-weight: bold;"Love 'em because:/span Nervous, Worst-Case-Scenario Guy Who Lives and Dies with Every Pitch/Play/Possession really fucking cares. Like a lot. This is your true fan. This is the fan that has seen the home team blow a 20-point halftime lead. This is the fan that has seen the closer give up three runs in the top of the ninth in the playoffs. This is the fan that has seen the onside kick recovered by the opponent. But this is the fan that keeps coming back.br /br /Devoted, passionate and sincere, Nervous, Worst-Case-Scenario Guy Who Lives and Dies with Every Pitch/Play/Possession is as die-hard as they come.br /br /span style="font-weight: bold;"2. The Purist/spanbr /br /span style="font-weight: bold;"Characteristics:/span Wearing sport apparel but not of any particular team; pensive; happy to chit-chat but comfortable in silence; looking for ample opportunities to clap.br /br /span style="font-weight: bold;"Love 'em because:/span The Purist is there strictly for the love of the game.br /br /The Purist will applaud a good play by the opposing team, give a standing ovation to an opposing pitcher who just threw a complete-game shutout and nod their head at a well-designed play.br /br /The Purist may root for a certain team, but as long as the game is being played the way it's meant to be played, that's all that really matters.br /br /span style="font-weight: bold;"1. The Hot Chick/spanbr /br /a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivDMq3I45zFNVHuFuWbzjznoQPVuT9v4PkZM4Pekoa1byrADFbdcVYe54-h5wRIdpv0I05uNgXpy3fZ0UoXFUadG2cqe5bqknFtTAw8RlxcLTRzw28VuKc256ZHvF6KIHLhE63CE57_Fc/s1600-h/fsu_cowgirls.jpg"img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 294px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivDMq3I45zFNVHuFuWbzjznoQPVuT9v4PkZM4Pekoa1byrADFbdcVYe54-h5wRIdpv0I05uNgXpy3fZ0UoXFUadG2cqe5bqknFtTAw8RlxcLTRzw28VuKc256ZHvF6KIHLhE63CE57_Fc/s320/fsu_cowgirls.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349993038841839426" border="0" //abr /span style="font-weight: bold;"Characteristics:/span Heavy make-up; high heels; club wear; guy on her arm; drink in hand; has absolutely no idea what type of sporting event she is actually at.br /br /span style="font-weight: bold;"Love 'em because:/span Sports are so great because they often can be amazing without T and A. Yet when the two cross paths, good things often happen. We've all been to that 5-2 snoozefest in the summer, yet when you have The Hot Chick in the row in front of you, cleavage, legs and maybe a thong shot can keep you plenty entertained while your favorite team makes you feel stupid for spending $50 to see a dud of a game.br /br /Thoughts, disagreements and other fans we love to love in the comments, please.div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19679634-202173625618243626?l=zachls.blogspot.com'//div

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