Thursday, December 25, 2008

A Wanker Obsessed.



Gotta hand it to Roger: it appears he's at least attempting to keep his professional jealousy under control. Unlike Friday's stinky mess, today's exercise in finger-waggin' takes Simon a solid four and half paragraphs (third-to-last sentence!) before he mocks the Nobel Laureate.

"He had a pathetic academic career," Simon farts sagely, "even in the humanities."

Roger L. Simon is goddamn lucky that self-awareness (unlike, say, oxygen) isn't necessity to subsist.

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