a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTRH5w7CD-cp8UTzYxAFkVvUa3A-fU4Bw1X-Ss8RFQ0sjbPXTHo5DlJB2DbMvRd_S3EkP1Hz_SsQL_Of58wkdCnJMeyI6RZlSoi_F0WJ7nH2s_Yw_PeMrWqLSkEVArCKVkSz2w2eNhCro_/s1600-h/0403_little_league.jpg"img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 268px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTRH5w7CD-cp8UTzYxAFkVvUa3A-fU4Bw1X-Ss8RFQ0sjbPXTHo5DlJB2DbMvRd_S3EkP1Hz_SsQL_Of58wkdCnJMeyI6RZlSoi_F0WJ7nH2s_Yw_PeMrWqLSkEVArCKVkSz2w2eNhCro_/s400/0403_little_league.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5363311306277851442" border="0" //aSo you want to pitch for the Big League Cardinals one day, kid? Better start working on your curve. It's not that bad for your arm. Less stressful than throwing fastballs. Trust us, a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/26/sports/baseball/26score.html?_r=1"science says so/a! They did a study on it! Two studies!br /blockquoteEach study concluded that curves are less stressful than fastballs and, based on the data collected, contributed little, if at all, to throwing injuries in youth players./blockquoteThere's also this: Birds don't really fly, the world is actually flat and smoking a pack of cigarettes a day can add up to 10 years to your life.br /br /But this is a span style="font-style: italic;"scientific/span study, done by doctors and SCIENTISTS, it has to be true. Right? RIGHT?!?!br /br /So – and we're just thinking out loud here – what these studies are saying is that when a kid's elbow blows up because he's been throwing curveballs since he was eight, it span style="font-style: italic;"wasn't/span the curveball that led to the torn ligaments?br /blockquote“I don’t think throwing curveballs at any age is the factor that is going to lead to an injury,” said Glenn Fleisig, the chairman of research at the a href="http://www.asmi.org/" title="Institute home page"American Sports Medicine Institute/a in Birmingham, Ala. /blockquoteWe don't know Glenn or his background, but we do know that HE'S A FUCKING SCIENTIST! AND HE SAYS THROW FUCKING CURVEBALLS ALL DAY LONG YOU LITTLE RASCALS. START DOING IT WHEN YOU'RE SIX. FUCK THE HEAT. THROW THE BREAKING BALL. THROW THAT SHIT ALL. DAY. LONG.br /br /So listen closely, kiddos: Coach telling you to throw the gas? Shake that dickhead off and THROW THE FUCKING CURVE.br /br /Except don't. And don't do drugs. Those will fuck you up worse than curveballs.div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19679634-4776105833443906891?l=zachls.blogspot.com'//div
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